Jizz In My Pants (Album Version|Explicit) - The Lonely Island
Lock eyes from across the room
扫视整个房间
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
我在激情的节奏下放下酒杯
Take your hand and skip the names
牵起你的手 询问你的名字
No need here for the silly games
没必要在这里参加愚蠢的游戏
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
我们穿过烟雾弥漫的人群
The club is the sky and i'm on your cloud
这个夜店就是天空 我们都感觉飘飘欲仙
Move in close as the lasers fly
靠近我一点 让我们尽情摇摆
Our bodies touch and the angles cry
当我们触碰彼此 仿佛天使在高声尖叫
Leave this place go back to yours
离开这里 回到你的地盘
Our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night
在你的家门前 我们唇齿交缠
What we've got in store
享受今宵的美好
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
你的呢喃在我耳边回响 你想要更多激情
And i jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
This really never happens you can take my word i won't apologize thats just absurd
这样的事情不会发生 你要相信我 我不会道歉 那样太蠢
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and
都怪你的舞姿太过妖娆
Now i jizzed in my pants
现在 我已欲火焚身
Don't tell your friends or i'll say your a slut
不要告诉你的朋友 否则我会说你是个荡妇
Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
都怪你的双手在我身上游走
I'm very sensitive some woud say that's a plus
我很敏感 有人说这是我的长处
Now i'll go home and change
现在 我要回家换条裤子
I need a few a few things from the grocery
我想去买点东西
Do things alone now mostly
一个人冷静一下
Left me heart broken not looking for love
我的内心支离破碎 不想再陷入爱情
Surprised in my eyes when i looked above
但在我抬头的瞬间 惊奇地发现
The check out counter and i saw her face
在结账柜台 我看到一张面孔
My heart stood still so did time and space
我的心跳瞬间停止
Never felt that i could feel real again
从来没想到 我会再次感受得如此真实
But the look in her eyes said i need a friend
但是她的眼神告诉我 我需要一个伴
She turned to me and that's when she said it
她看着我 说出那句话
Look me dead in the face asked cash or credit
然后面无表情 问我现金还是刷卡
And i jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
这再正常不过 没有什么错
But were going to need a clean up on isle 3
但我需要去架子后面清理一下
And now i posed in an awkward stance because
现在 我陷入一个尴尬的局面 因为
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
To be fair you were flirting a lot
说实话 是你不断调情
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
而且你的性感火辣让我热血澎湃
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
请不要装作一副若无其事的样子
One more thing i'm gonna pay by check
还有一件事 我要用支票支付
Last week i saw a film
上周我看了一部电影
As i recall it it was a horror film
我记得那是一部恐怖电影
Walked outside into the rain
走到外面步入雨中
Checked my phone and saw you rang
打开电话你刚好打来
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
开车冲过闪烁的红灯
Need to get away
我需要极速奔驰
Need to make a dash
逃避自己的内心
A song comes on that's reminds me of you and
耳边响起的音乐 让我想起了你
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
The next day my alarm goes off and
第二天我的闹钟响起
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and
打开窗户 让冷风进入
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense
当灵异第六感中布鲁斯威利斯死去
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
I just ate a grape and
我就吃了一颗葡萄
I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身
Ok seriously you guys can we okey
给我认真一点 好吗
I jizzed right in my pants every time your next to me
每次当你站在我身旁 我就会欲火焚身
And when were holding hands it's like having sex with me
每次当你牵起我的手 就像欢愉缠绵一样
You say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy i wear a rubber
我说这叫激情 你却说我很幼稚 每时每刻我都做好安全措施
At all times it's a necessity
以防出现意外情况
Cuz i jizzed in my pants
因为我已欲火焚身
I jizz in my pants
我已欲火焚身
I jizz in my pants
我已欲火焚身
Yes i jizz in my pants
是的 我已欲火焚身
I jizz in my pants
我已欲火焚身